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    Caribbean Cooling: Where Your A/C Dreams Go to Chill and Die

    Caribbean Cooling: Where Your A/C Dreams Go to Chill and Die
    3/27/2025
    $5,000
    MRR
    51%
    CONVERSION
    8
    BUZZWORDS
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    Keeping It Cool: The Caribbean Cooling Company’s Website Is Like an AC Unit on the Fritz

    Keeping It Cool: The Caribbean Cooling Company’s Website Is Like an AC Unit on the Fritz
    3/27/2025
    $5,000
    MRR
    43%
    CONVERSION
    5
    BUZZWORDS
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    65

    Daily Debrief: Because Who Needs to Actually Plan Their Day?

    Daily Debrief: Because Who Needs to Actually Plan Their Day?
    3/27/2025
    $1,500
    MRR
    48%
    CONVERSION
    5
    BUZZWORDS
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    65

    Temadev: Where AI Meets Startup Dreams—But Can We Talk About That Design?

    Temadev: Where AI Meets Startup Dreams—But Can We Talk About That Design?
    3/27/2025
    $15,000
    MRR
    50%
    CONVERSION
    12
    BUZZWORDS
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    65

    Tookey: Where Crypto Questions Go to Die (and Maybe Get Answered)

    Tookey: Where Crypto Questions Go to Die (and Maybe Get Answered)
    3/27/2025
    $5,000
    MRR
    51%
    CONVERSION
    12
    BUZZWORDS
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    65

    Tookey: Where Crypto Questions Go to Die (or Get Answered)

    Tookey: Where Crypto Questions Go to Die (or Get Answered)
    3/27/2025
    $5,000
    MRR
    44%
    CONVERSION
    12
    BUZZWORDS
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    65

    Gradial: Where Content Supply Chains Go to Die

    Gradial: Where Content Supply Chains Go to Die
    3/27/2025
    $15,000
    MRR
    53%
    CONVERSION
    12
    BUZZWORDS
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    75

    Abel Police: Where Paperwork Goes to Die (and So Do Your Patrol Hours)

    Abel Police: Where Paperwork Goes to Die (and So Do Your Patrol Hours)
    3/27/2025
    $15,000
    MRR
    56%
    CONVERSION
    7
    BUZZWORDS
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    65

    JustCMS: The AI-Powered CMS That Promises to Do Everything Except Write Your Love Letters

    JustCMS: The AI-Powered CMS That Promises to Do Everything Except Write Your Love Letters
    3/27/2025
    $5,000
    MRR
    41%
    CONVERSION
    10
    BUZZWORDS
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