Upvote Progression
The Founder
Reputation: 65/100Chaos Chad
"Let's make this go viral!"
Archetype: The 'Built in a Weekend' Guy
"Just launched #ProductHuntChaosSimulator - it's like a startup launch, but with more memes and less sleep. #StartupLife"
Launch Day Bingo
Launch tweet typo
6:00 AM PST
API goes down
10:30 AM PST
Founder responds to trolls
2:00 PM PST
Competitor drama
12:00 PM PST
Wholesome user story
6:00 PM PST
Product gets featured
4:00 PM PST
Pricing mistake
Forgot to enable sign-ups
6:00 AM PST
Meme-filled comments
7:30 AM PST
Founder's personal tweet
9:00 AM PST
Unexpected traffic
10:30 AM PST
Launch day hangover
VC misunderstanding
Pivoting to a new feature
Tech Twitter meltdown
12:00 PM PST
Startup cliché
6:00 AM PST
12 of 16 squares checked
BINGO! 🎉
Launch Timeline
Plot Twists
API goes down due to unexpected traffic
Community rallies to help fix the issue
Product gets featured on Product Hunt
Massive boost in visibility and upvotes
Wholesome moment: A user shares how the product helped them
Restores faith in humanity amidst the chaos
Maker Mistakes
Accidentally tweeting from wrong account
Pushing to production during launch
Forgetting to enable sign-ups
Responding to trolls at 3 AM
Setting pricing to $0 by mistake
Posting launch tweet with typo
Competitor Drama
ChatGPT Wrapper #4268
"Looks like someone's trying to ride our coattails."
Mini Twitter war ensues
AI Startup X
"This is just a glorified meme generator."
Founder responds with a meme
Memorable Comments
@MemeLord
Impact: +0.8"When you launch a product and forget to enable sign-ups..."
We're on it, thanks for the reminder!
@TechSkeptic
Impact: -0.5"Another ChatGPT wrapper? Yawn."
But this one has chaos simulation!
@StartupGuru
Impact: +0.9"This is the most relatable launch day simulation ever."
Thanks for the validation!